PITTY PARTY CABBAGE

PITTY PARTY CABBAGE.

Cabbage for dinner?

Yes, cabbage. There was a head of cabbage in the fridge, some onions and

Polish sausage. I don't feel like cooking. I am sure you don't either. I am

depressed. You probably are too. So, I made up this dish, perfect for when WE are

moping around the house and don't want to cook for hours....

Who do you think I am.....Julia Childs ?

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Are you depressed? You had a pitty party and now you are short on time to

make dinner? Try this dish. Fast, economical and looks like it took a long time to

prepare.

Cabbage...

How much cabbage? I DON'T KNOW!!! 1small... or 1/2 a large one, I guess.

Onions.....

Whatever you have left after that "tortilla de patata" you made the other

night. 2 would be good...I guess, or maybe 1 large. I am tired,long day.

Don't ask too many questions !!

Sausage.......

ANY KIND... I used Polish ...you can use hot dogs for all I care ...oil ...salt...

some white wine.

Oh, forgot a couple of garlic... don't worry ...don't peel or nothing just let leave

them there to brown then throw away !!!! Don't they look sad ?

SO lonely in the pan.....makes me want to cry !!

Now throw in the onions....LIKE YOU HATE THEM !!

When they are brown from ignoring them...throw in the disgusting

sausage....... they taste good...but they are NOT pretty....

After stirring everything like there is no tomorrow...add the cabbage...

How should cut it ? LIKE IN THE PHOTO !!!

STIR...STIR... Share that white wine you are sipping while cooking...don't

worry the heat will kill the germs....WHO'S GONNA KNOW ? PEOPLE EAT

ALL THE TIME OUT...DO YOU REALLY KNOW WHAT THEY DO WITH

YOUR FOOD? NO.

Let it all blend.....one sigh....two sighs....three sighs..... Cry ...

it's that easy !!!

Now comes the best part.... FROZEN WAFFLE POTATOES !!!

IS YOUR MORTGAGE DUE ?

RIP THAT BAG OPEN WITH YOUR MOUTH...then fry some....

Get that cheap Walmart mustard out of the fridge... no one know the

difference....

Put it together like this...add a little color with diced tomatoes, sprinkled with

oregano, cumin, salt, oil and vinegar...See the mustard? Can anyone tell it's

Walmart brand ? NO! Now tell your husband you are stressed over those

potatoes ...the little holes took forever to carve!! Then do something

for YOU. Run to the gym ...go to the movies... or read a good book and ...

GET SOME THERAPY !!!